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Miles above reality
xxxxxx I'm the smoke, a mocking bird, the filthy joke that you overheard xxxxxx
PHOTOGRAPHY, MOVIES, PAINTING, PHOTOSHOP, NOEL FIELDING, RUSSELL BRAND, HIM, KASABIAN, THE MIGHTY BOOSH, LUXURY COMEDY, THE VAMPIRE DIARIES, SHERLOCK, EDGAR ALLAN POE, HUNTER S. THOMPSON, CHUCK PALAHNIUK
PHOTOGRAPHY, MOVIES, PAINTING, PHOTOSHOP, NOEL FIELDING, RUSSELL BRAND, HIM, KASABIAN, THE MIGHTY BOOSH, LUXURY COMEDY, THE VAMPIRE DIARIES, SHERLOCK, EDGAR ALLAN POE, HUNTER S. THOMPSON, CHUCK PALAHNIUK
~ Thursday, May 31 ~
~ Wednesday, May 30 ~
FUCK YOU FUCK COLLEGE FUCK SCHOOL FUCK EXAMS FUCK EVERYTHING
I’m fucking tired of this fucking shit I just want to crawl into the woods and die
Fuck this unnecessary fucking pressure
Fuck this fucking system that fails to take into account that we are humans not robots
Fuck sleeping for 12 hours because I cannot possibly face more than half a day at a time
Fuck not getting over this motherfucking cold for two fucking weeks
FUCK EVERYTHING. I can’t deal. I just can’t.
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~ Tuesday, May 29 ~
Alright someone must have already done this but I haven’t seen it so here it is.
I found this little jewel while looking at Noely’s IMDB page, finding that he was in a movie called “Plunkett & Macleane”, ‘99, and saw that it’s set in the 18th century, so I just had to see it. He comes in at around 55 minutes, and has one line- “Whot’s going on here?”, and is in the scene for about five seconds at most.
8D look at his little face and his little wig.
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~ Sunday, May 27 ~
does anyone know of a healthy way to put on weight?
I want to stop this before it becomes a serious problem.
?
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~ Saturday, May 26 ~
You Should Never Sleep (a Noelian fic)
Title: You Should Never Sleep
Author: elevenfeathers
Rating: T - some bad language
Pairing: Noel/Julian
Summary: Noel is exhausted and that results in terrible nightmares.
Warnings: a bit of bad language, disturbing themes
Author’s note: Alright, I tried to make this as realistic as possible. And what’s more realistic than actually living through it? Loosely based on a true story. I might do a part two if I’m up for it, that one would probably involve fluff, but seeing as I can’t decide on anything, I’m not promising anything.
Disclaimer: I don’t own The Mighty Boosh, the story isn’t real and I don’t mean to be creepy, it just happens.
Aaaand thank you so, so much to Mairead (thejigsawtimess) for being such a jewel and beta reading it, and just generally being so wonderful and helpful!
Story’s under the cut.
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I lost two kilograms this last month. I was underweight as it was.
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~ Thursday, May 24 ~
“ Stars and art and fashion and music and creepy horrible monsters that’ll eat my brain from the inside if I don’t trap them on canvas before they get their gnashers in. That’s what it’s like living in my head, every day. It never ends.
— Pip Valentine - from “17 Black and 29 Red” by Richard Rider (via sikk-nikki)
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~ Wednesday, May 23 ~
Do I find the best shit in thrift stores or what.
0.23 £ / 0.37 $
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